Two he made up today:
What do frogs like to eat?
French flies!
What do cats say when they are feeling impatient?
me-now!
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We are also big fans of this one, which we heard at the Billy Jonas concert a couple of weeks ago:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting chicken!
Interrup..
bGAWK bGAWK!
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Those are some sweet jokes! I think the first one, especially, is worthy of a Paul de Man-style deconstruction - so many levels of clever!
ReplyDeleteSam IS clever about jokes! Well done. We're huge fan of the interrupting-animal genre here, with animals saying their own name when they don't have a characteristic sound. Favorite variation (only makes sense after some of the other versions have been told):
ReplyDeleteKnock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting turtle.
Interrupting turtle who?
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(Head bob) Turtle.